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They're bad. They're horrible. They're a vile mockery of real watermelons.
It's not just bad luck, you aren't just somehow picking a bad one every time. Oh no. They're ALL bad. And, despite that, they omnipresent because people don't want to deal with some seeds when they're cutting up a watermelon.
If they only have seedless watermelons where you live because people are terrified of seeds and have no idea what real watermelon is supposed to taste like, refuse to buy them. They're not better than no watermelon at all. They're just plain awful and depressing. Stop wasting your money on them. When grocery stores have to throw out thousands of the abominations because no one tries to deny how absolutely disgusting they are anymore, that is when they will begin re-stocking their bins with the real thing. If you live somewhere that hasn't totally sworn off real watermelons yet, always buy a real watermelon with seeds and do not support the cultivation of horrid mutant seedless watermelons. And if you aren't sure what all this is about since you've only ever eaten seedless watermelons and didn't even know there was a difference, definitely try one with seeds sometime. There's a very big difference. And if you cut the whole rind off the watermelon and then cut it lengthwise into quarters, it's usually pretty easy to clear most of the seeds out of the way.
It's not just bad luck, you aren't just somehow picking a bad one every time. Oh no. They're ALL bad. And, despite that, they omnipresent because people don't want to deal with some seeds when they're cutting up a watermelon.
If they only have seedless watermelons where you live because people are terrified of seeds and have no idea what real watermelon is supposed to taste like, refuse to buy them. They're not better than no watermelon at all. They're just plain awful and depressing. Stop wasting your money on them. When grocery stores have to throw out thousands of the abominations because no one tries to deny how absolutely disgusting they are anymore, that is when they will begin re-stocking their bins with the real thing. If you live somewhere that hasn't totally sworn off real watermelons yet, always buy a real watermelon with seeds and do not support the cultivation of horrid mutant seedless watermelons. And if you aren't sure what all this is about since you've only ever eaten seedless watermelons and didn't even know there was a difference, definitely try one with seeds sometime. There's a very big difference. And if you cut the whole rind off the watermelon and then cut it lengthwise into quarters, it's usually pretty easy to clear most of the seeds out of the way.
A sealed envelope...
So today I got a lovely letter from one of my favorite people from the past. I laughed a little when I saw that she had taped the envelope shut, as though it might be unbecoming of someone so demure to lather something with her tongue before sending it on to another. But, upon removing the tape I found that the envelope was still sealed. It was that she lacked faith in the power of her own spittle, not that she sought to withhold it.
WTF just happened in America?
I've seen a lot of people from other countries asking some form of that question, and thought I ought to try to offer some kind of explanation. I'm aware not many people will even see this, if anyone at all, especially not anyone from the USA, but, if you are American and you disagree with my assessment of the situation, that's fine with me, really. I'm not going to argue with anyone about whose fault this is. There's really no point. What's done is done.
1. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. More people voted for Clinton than Trump. You've probably already seen many articles outlining the flaws of the ridiculously archaic electoral coll
Another four years, another vote for Gary Johnson
How little things change fundamentally despite all the craziness of the past year.
When will the two major parties in this country ever get their heads out of their asses?
Pokemon X and Y
So, Pokémon Go got me interested in the real Pokémon games. I've been playing Pokémon X for about a week and I would love to get some friends who have Pokémon X or Y added so I can make better use of the Friend Safari once I get there. Can anyone help me out? =D
Also, that "Return" move... OMG... Maybe it's less of a game breaker during high level battles, but when most of the critters you're up against are no higher than level 30 it's basically the ultimate knockout instant deathblow move that you can teach pretty much ALL of your pokeys and then use Pokémon Amie to make them love you so then they dish out unbelieva
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I have no idea about watermelons; I nearly gag by the scent of it :')